Give this a listen!!! A short hi-larious piece from my favorite on my not-so-favorite holiday:

David Sedaris
Santaland Diaries

The full story is published in Holidays on Ice, a small book of seven or so of his stories. I always end up giving it as a  gift to people who like funny. So if you're also hi-larious and I like you, go check your mailbox now for a small package.

I'll wait.