Give this a listen!!! A short hi-larious piece from my favorite on my not-so-favorite holiday:
David Sedaris
Santaland Diaries
The full story is published in Holidays on Ice, a small book of seven or so of his stories. I always end up giving it as a gift to people who like funny. So if you're also hi-larious and I like you, go check your mailbox now for a small package.
I'll wait.