I was gifted a Kinderschokolade. It's a German chocolate egg with a toy in the center. I could have opened my egg and been delighted by a cute little figurine of, say, a Smurf.

Like, a happy Smurf

or a Smurfette

or a Sleepy Smurf

or a Scared Smurf

or a Bookworm Smurf

or a Smurf Hugging A Bear Friend Smurf...

But no. In my egg was this Angry Old One Toothed Geezer. German candy is unfair.